frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”


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"What a fucking nerd"

 
- Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

catseamus:

dwarfracistpartykingthranduil:

sirenstrike:

How this conversation really went in my head.

this is terrible but i imagine they have odd fights about who has the most majestic hair. And the subject of Legolas is brought up into the conversation at weird moments.

reblogging again because this is hilarious XD

I think this was an alternate audio track.


eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS

eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS


internetexplwhorer:

the gays are ruining the sanctity of marraige

image


punofficial:

I’m as empty as my ask box


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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…


exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?


bookmad:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like people who kill boys who kiss boys


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meladoodle:

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand


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wanuggi:

boxed-naga:

fuzzykitty01:

Can’t tell if Disney Princess or supreme overlord of evil.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

I SEE YOU HAVE FOOD THERE HUMAN LEMME HAVE SOME OF THAT

wanuggi:

boxed-naga:

fuzzykitty01:

Can’t tell if Disney Princess or supreme overlord of evil.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

I SEE YOU HAVE FOOD THERE HUMAN LEMME HAVE SOME OF THAT


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