i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

john is literally me
the fuck dave
what
a mans gotta stay limber yo
cant just charge into battle w/o streachin’
dont wana pull somethin’
that’d be stupid
I’m laughing harder than I should be.
Song: Radioactive: Music Box Version
Album:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog
I’ll give you what I never had.
SWEET JESUS THIS MAKES MY HEART MELT EVERY TIME I SEE IT
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
HOLY HELL WHAT A FIND. This is one of my favorite photos ever now.