how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
Women do not have to:
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
BLESS.
This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”
I think about this all the time
we live in a society so cold that giving a friend a simple hug is already implying some kind of a romantic relationship between you two its disgusting
Me: Humm, I should practice some animation today!
Me: But what should I animate?
Me: Oh! Oh! You should animate a scene from Homestuck!
Me: Hey, yeah, that’s a great idea! But which scene?
Me: Do the suplex scene with Dave and Karkat!
Me: Geez, umm, that one’s kind of hard, though…
Me: Oh, and you should practice some camera movement too, since you kinda suck at that!
Me: Yeah, but, maybe I can do that with something else…
Me: DUUUUDE! You should make the camera pivot around Dave like in the MATRIX!!
Me: ಥ‿ಥ
Needless to say there are plenty of flaws but if you lean back and sort of squint a little I think it looks pretty good.
IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I THINK I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO MAN IS WORTH THE AGGRAVATION
THAT’S ANCIENT HISTORY, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is
My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”
- family: treats you like shit
- family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
- family: says that you'll never have a successful future
- family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
- family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
- family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
Awwww yis. This pleases me greatly.
also game of scones omgimgone
